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Did you know that the Vatican says you spend less time in purgatory if you follow the Pope on Twitter

theaudientvoid:

normal-horoscopes:

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PAYING MY INDULGENCES IN CLOUT

the digital ghost of martin luther rises shrieking from the grave…


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can we get a sneef snorf sunday?

rslashrats:

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for you…


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lesbophobe:

lesbophobe:

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by far the most intriguing tag on this post. is discourse the likes of which we’ve never seen going on on ebay rn


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pirogieses:

chefs kiss…? 😳 no way…. do they? seriously….? 😳


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wonderwomemes:

bisexualshakespeare:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.

don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat

i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this


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hologramgf:

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this is really not going to be good huh.


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nicollekidman:

no it’s so fucking funny staff is just apparently ignoring the fact that 90% of the content on this website basically becomes illegal the second you bring money into the equation sdkfjghfjdslk


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seravph:

seravph:

2012 was such an insane cultural moment

no but for real . Gangnam style call me maybe riptide we are young . lana releases her first album and changed pop forever . Frank ocean releases his first album . 1D premieres . grimes releases genesis . and the movies. don’t even get me started. the first avengers movie the last twilight movie hunger games the hobbit les mis. like them or hate them they were cultural phenomenons. minecraft was at its peak before it was deemed cringe and before the minecraft renaissance. 2012 was one of the last good years of youtube too . and everyone was rlly into moustaches for whatever reason


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malcolm-f-tucker:

you MONETISE miette?? you make her pay to view posts like the youtube premium??? oh jail! jail for staff for One Thousand Years!!!


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[This ask is from a paid supporter of your blog!] you look and smell like an orangutan

coolxatu:

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wonderful-disney-recpies:

wonderful-disney-recpies:

I miss my beautiful strong sexy husband

mmmmm dont remember writing this


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— please let me out

wonderful-disney-recpies:

benepla:

wonderful-disney-recpies:

sorry i have a boyfriend

i’m trapped in your attic

listen im not intrested


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mickey! it's riku.
they put bugs in him.

redpandarascal:

puyopuyo:

puyopuyo:

here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

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you’re laughing. They put bugs in him, and you’re laughing?


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anaysa:

“I disappeared into books when I was very young, disappeared into them like someone running into the woods.”

—Rebecca Solnit


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