timemachineyeah:

emilociraptor:

not-a-space-alien:

not-a-space-alien:

42believer:

42believer:

reblog if you’re gay because of ghosts

the best part of this image is that the website it’s from is dead fucking serious

I found the page and it’s better than I could have even imagined.  apparently lesbians are possessed by male ghosts that cause attracted to women and gay men have female ghosts.  Also this line: 

“Spiritual research has shown that the cause for homosexual preferences lie predominantly in the spiritual realm.”

Part of me wishes it did have a citation 

WAIT FUCK THERE”S MORE

Reblog if your homosexuality was a slippery slope to your interest in murder 

@bechdels

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Wait, best part about the percent tables above:

100 swear words = 1 murder